Video
Trailer: (4.5 MB)(Zipped)
Mac QuickTime - trailer. zip
TV Teaser:
Mac QuickTime - romy.mov (1.5 MB)
PC AVI - romy.avi
(2.4MB)
Audio
all sounds sampled at 11khz, 8bit mono.
alcoholic.wav (38k)
Romy: "Hi, my name is Romy, and I'm an alcoholic."
bloodyshoe.wav (56k)
Romy: "Would you excuse me. I cut my foot before and my
show is filling up with blood."
day.wav (19k)
Romy: "Have a Romy and Michele Day."
columbus.wav (60k)
Romy: "You are Columbus and I am America. Discover me
Ramon, just discover me!"
earthquake.wav (82k)
Romy: "Is that an earthquake? No, it's Rrrramon! Oh it's
Ramon."
newdiet.wav (48k)
Romy: "All I've had to eat for the past 6 days are Gummi Bears,
jelly beans, and candy corns."
baby.wav (25k)
Michele: "Do you think you can stop being such a baby?"
buttcrack.wav (36k)
Michele: "God, this underwear is totally riding up my butt
crack."
selltheshit.wav (50k)
Michele: "If you would just give me the chance, I know I could,
like, sell the shit out of this stuff."
babygirl.wav (77k)
Michele: "I've given birth to my own baby girl. You know,
only she's like a big giant girl who smokes and says shit a lot."
hairroots.wav (38k)
Michele: "Romy, you look so good with blonde hair and black
roots, it's like not even funny."
musicman.wav (37k)
Michele: (singing) "Oh the Wells Fargo wagon is a coming down
the street."
ok.wav (27k)
Michele: "Um, ok."
glue.wav (311k)
Michele: "Ordinarily when you make glue, first you need to
thermoset your resin and then after it cools you mix in expoxide. Which is just a
fancy shmancy name for any simple oxygenated adhesive, right. Then I thought
maybe, just maybe you can raise the viscosity by adding a complex glucose derivative
during the emulsification process. And it turns out, I was right."
lethershop.wav (24k)
Michele: "I just get really happy when they finally let her shop."
babymonkeys.wav (30k)
Michele: "I hope your babies look like monkeys."
legacy.wav (39k)
Heather Mooney: "This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal
that is my legacy."
invention.wav (24k)
Heather Mooney: "Twice the taste and half the time for the gal
on the go."
landed.wav (43k)
Toby Walters: "Hey everybody, Sandy Frink just landed in a
helicopter!"
footloose.wav (149k)
Romy and Michele attempt to sing Footloose.
virginity.wav (59k)
Michele: "Who lost their virginity first?"
Romy: "Oh big wow with your cousin Barry, I wouldn't brag about
it."
dance.wav (113k)
Sandy Frink: "Will you dance with me?"
Michele: "(pause) Only if Romy can dance with us."
Sandy Frink: "Sure."
barf.wav (66k)
Michele: "Remember that time I barfed from really bad Mexican food?
So gross."
Romy: "I hate throwing up in public."
Michele: "Me too!"
easytoget.wav (118k)
Romy: "And all we really need is maybe some like better jobs and
boyfriends, right?"
Michele: "Yeah. (pause) But ok, if those things were so
easy to get wouldn't we already have them?"
funnest.wav (73k)
Romy: "I think you are like the funnest person I know."
Michele: "Me too!"
maryroda.wav (110k)
Michele: "I'm the Mary and your the Roda."
Romy: "That's ridiculous, you're the Roda, you're the Jewish
one."
Michele: "Oh my god. I'm talking cuteness wise, Romy.
Ok. And in cuteness wise, I'm the Mary."
promdance.wav (331k)
Michele: "You know maybe he's like past out in the bathroom.
You want me to go check?"
Romy: "He's not in the bathroom Michele."
Michele: "I'll dance with you Romy."
Romy: "Ok."
Michele: "Ok."
shittinme.wav (42k)
Romy: "It's Romy, Romy White!"
Heather Mooney: "You're shitin me."
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