- I was so lucky getting mono. That was like, the best diet ever.
- You are Columbus, I am America, Discover me!
- Hi, my name is Romy, and I'm an alcoholic.
- Would you excuse me. I cut my foot before and my shoe is filling up with blood.
- You look so good with blond hair and black roots its like not even funny.
- God this
underwear is totally riding up my butt crack.
- Watch out Tucson here we come!
- Even though we've seen Pretty Woman, like, 36 times, I never get tired of making fun of
- Ordinarily when you make glue, first you need to thermoset your resin and then
after it cools you mix in expoxide. Which is just a fancy shmancy name for any simple
oxygenated adhesive, right. Then I thought maybe, just maybe you can raise the viscosity
by adding a complex glucose derivative during the emulsification process. And it turns
out, I was right.
- Only if Romy can dance with us.
- I hope your babies look like monkeys.
- Do you think you can stop being such a baby?
- Which one of these guys will I have sex with at the reunion?
- This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.
- Fuck off.
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